Useful Things To Do With A Dead Person

right... that's it... you two are def getting virtual hugs right this instant!!!!!!!! (if you don't mind, that is ) :grouphug:

cordage

 

Serve sushi on them

reanimate them for a zombie army

 

yes...experiments with lightening

 

Play Dr. Frankenstein and make a new man out of all the best parts.

 

make the weirdest pair of slippers ever!!!!!

 

grind them up for fertilizer and grow people weed...smoke your friends and relatives...

ewwww "bunny" slippers with penis ears...

 

I was thinking boob slippers with nipples at the big toe

 

^^^ i want a pair for xmas!

croc bait...

 

Ch-ch-ch-CHIA!

Just soak your corpse, spread the seeds and wait...

 

dress them up in santa suits and drop one in the neighbors chimney

 

snowman starter kits...

 

HOV buddie..

 

stand a bunch up and use them for a mosh pit.....

 

Scarecrow for your garden...

 

survival raft

 

A third party for that threesome you've been wantin' to have...

 

turn them into talking dolls for kids.

 

Makes for a nice throw pillow

 

Lecture them, at least they can not just walk away.

 

drop from observation deck of CN tower