Useful Things To Do With A Dead Person

Replace yourself while your significant other is moaning about not spending enough time with you.
Claim afterwards you were busy watching X Factor and could not speak.

 

compost them for your vegetable garden.

 

once fully dried, they could be decorated in a style of your choice and used as chinese lanterns in a farewell gesture to deceased pets...

 

Take pictures of them to post here:

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Hang up side off a clotths line

 

steps for the shed

 

to play "parties" with when lonely

 

zombie porn...

 

car ramps

 

floats, when learning to swim...

 

skateboard jumps for the neighborhood kids

 

giant maracas, once emptied, dried and filled with uncooked rice or beans...

 

Someone to have lunch with so I don't have to eat alone...

 

Someone to cuddle with.:love:

 

they could be like the cold side of the pillow when you're too warm.

 

realistic Guys for Bonfire Night in UK...

 

become outraged

 

stuff them into the trunks (boots for you Brits) of cars at the mall whos owners mistakenly pressed the trunk button while walking away thinking they locked the doors


this post makes no sense unless you've done that then you'd understand

 

^^^ you are right BBAD... i've never done that and i don't understand, but i think, given time, i might get your drift.... meanwhile, back at the huts....

weights for body-builders...

 

dead cool musical instruments...