Useful Things To Do With A Dead Person

robot shell... serve up cups o'tea and everything...

 

a good place to hide your spare key

 

Practice your come on lines with....;-)

 

Cut off their heads and use them as practice at hairdressing school.

Alligator food for your new alligator farm.

Tie strings on them and have a puppet show.

 

Play dress-up!

 

umbrella stands...

 

source for real looking dentures at reduced prices

 

dining table center pieces.

 

Would You Care To Be More Specific...?...



Cheers Glen.

 

portable speed bumps

 

cut their heads off to hang as birdhouses

 

stack them up and use as slowing barriers in the truck runaway lanes I see sometimes on the highways

 

Put them under your car when you get stuck in the mud for more traction.

 

use them for baiting bears during the hunt

 

Lay them under doors to keep out drafts.

Write messages on them and throw them out to sea...

 

Use them as biomass to fuel hybrid cars, vans and trucks.

 

a years supply of contraceptives...

 

http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=414193&f=51

remove them from your bed, or at least stop having sex with them.

 

hahahaha.. that would be funny.

 

useful berry collectors