Useful Things To Do With A Dead Person

use them as snowboards

 

snowman frame...just cover it with a thin layer and everyone will think you can build them really fast

 

stuff em in the freezer for later consuption....;-)

 

couch cushions

 

Have sex with them.

 

mud flaps

 

beef jerky (but Id sell it instead of eating it)

 

The head would be a perfect place to showcase grandma's handmade doilies.

 

sell the bodies to chef boyarrdee

 

I suppose she would keep you guessing if that god awful stench was decomposition or vaginal odour.....:ack2:

Plus she would never scream "Not yet......not yet....hold it!!.....NO....NO.....OH NO!!.... GET OFF ME, YOU SELFISH FUCKING ****!!

 

Or you can skin them and put it around your snowman! Then it would be a fleshyman....o.0

 

Ah, don't go acting the fool, Curl!

 

hall tree.....just raise their arms before rigor mortis sets in...

 

wheel chalks....;-)

 

make it a one-piece pajama suit.

 

play dominoes or jenga

 

police dog bite practice

 

tie a bunch together for a suspension bridge..

 

Use them as crash test dummies....;-)

 

disguise it as yourself so you can move to Bora Bora without a trace