Useful Things To Do With A Dead Person

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  1. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    Call the hospital they were born in and tell them you have a return to make.
     
  2. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    bring them with you on a greyhound bus so some random psycho doesnt sit beside you and hack you to pieces
     
  3. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    Strap them into the passenger seat so you can drive in the HOV lanes.
     
  4. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    Prop them against the door that won't stay open as they are not going any where.
     
  5. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    Tie a chain around their leg and use them as an anchor for your boat...
     
  6. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Audition Them For The Leading Role In The Movie "Weekend At Bernies Pt 2 ".[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  7. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    dry them out and use as firewood
     
  8. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    Put a model rocket in their mouth and jump on their chest for blastoff...
     
  9. deleted

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    stuff em like squirrels .. With stuffed squirrels.. now thats weird huh?.
     
  10. boguskyle

    boguskyle kyleboguesque

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    hollow out the head, and install a lightbulb for a lamp!
     
  11. boguskyle

    boguskyle kyleboguesque

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    give it to little Suzy so she'll stop asking you to play tea-time with her all the damn time.
     
  12. zengizmo

    zengizmo Ignorant Slut HipForums Supporter

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    "So we tanned 'is hide when 'e died, Clyde,
    And that's it hangin' on the shed."
     
  13. deleted

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    you can put them on tour and have a million silly kids follow them around..

    Oh wait thats what you do with a dead phish.. :p
     
  14. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Use them for "man" and "woman" symbols on public washrooms.

    Use them for pool floatie toys.
     
  15. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    use them as spare mannequins....
     
  16. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    Maggot farming.
     
  17. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Shields for paint-balling.
     
  18. Monkey Boy

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    paint them white for use as angels at the top of christmas trees...
     
  19. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Make Frankensteins out of em....;-)
     
  20. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    Send them to your next meeting, they are bound to have a better time than you would of.
     

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