Useful Things To Do With A Dead Person

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  1. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    skateboard
     
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  3. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Hollow them out... jewelry box, ant farm, kitty condo, newscaster...
     
    stinkfoot, Jul 2, 2011
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  5. Monkey Boy

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    oversized bottle rockets
     
    Monkey Boy, Jul 2, 2011
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  7. Blissfullyawareofitall

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    Step 1. slice dead person down the middle
    Step 2. Cut holes for eyes and mouth.
    Step 3. Gut and hollow out dead person.
    Step 4. Attatch zipper to cut
    Step 5. Step into dead person

    CONGRATS, YOU ARE NOW A ZOMBIE!
     
    Blissfullyawareofitall, Jul 2, 2011
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  9. OptimisticFutureBlues

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    I say donate their organs to someone who needs them, burn the rest and give the ashes to the family. We won't be able to burys them in the grounds foreverz.

    "We need that phosphorus for farming...if we're going to recycle..lets get serious" - George Carlin on graveyards.
     
    OptimisticFutureBlues, Jul 2, 2011
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  11. broony

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    Gonna put him on a rope swing for gun target practice.
     
    broony, Jul 4, 2011
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  13. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    go through his pockets. [well,you never know....]
     
    puggybear, Jul 4, 2011
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  15. _zero_

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    accompany Casey Anthony to TV interviews, as her new adopted child
     
    _zero_, Jul 6, 2011
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  17. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    wheel jack
     
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  19. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Turn it face down & use it as a bicycle rack.
     
    puggybear, Jul 8, 2011
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  21. Monkey Boy

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    pot hole filler
     
    Monkey Boy, Jul 8, 2011
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  23. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    The 'before' model in a make-up advert.
     
    puggybear, Jul 8, 2011
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  25. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    what was the name of that movie with the rich dead guy
     
    PEACEFUL LIBRA, Jul 8, 2011
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    new head of NASA space shuttle program
     
    _zero_, Jul 9, 2011
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    Weekend At Bernies...:)



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Jul 9, 2011
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  31. lillallyloukins

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    paper for the new tabloid that will no doubt take the place of the NOTW on sundays...
     
    lillallyloukins, Jul 9, 2011
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  33. Monkey Boy

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    flatten them to 2" think and use as door mats.
     
    Monkey Boy, Jul 9, 2011
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  35. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Life-sized bong
     
    lunarverse, Jul 9, 2011
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  37. SpacemanSpiff

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    low paid movie stand in
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 9, 2011
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    New Orleans police officer

    no worse than who they have now
     
    _zero_, Jul 11, 2011
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