Useful Things To Do With A Dead Person

Alternatively, paint gold and sell to "cash4gold"

 

if its a female, give it to someone as a doll

 

You could dress him up as Tinkerbell and keep him in your closet - that way you'll be ready for your insanity plea when your criminal activities catch up with you.

 

use it as a life-size doll at parties and events

 

Put some in your car so you can drive in the carpool lane...

 

tie two together at the head and spray paint them black to make a corpse spider.

 

Food

 

woodchipper practice

 

makeshift dart board

 

a fly farm ...so the ant farm ants can have friends

 

Stocking stuffers or party favors =P

 

give him a proper burial.

 

lay her on my bed and lie next to her, tell her how ****ed up my life is.
Silence helps us find so many answers

 

Breakdance Master "Crazy Bones"

 

wheel chocks

 

take my place, would not be much difference atm..

 

Use them to prop up a plank of wood to do some cool bike jumps with

 

maple leafs goal tender

 

they seek tasty brains..

 

crab fishing bait