Useful Things To Do With A Dead Person

£350,000,000 art exhibition piece

 

Jack-O-Lantern

 

Politician..Ohhhhh, yeah I went there.

 

Fill a room with them. Dress them like republicans holding "We love Newt" signs to pad the numbers of the Newt Gingrich fan club.

 

Cut em up and put em on pizzas.

 

They make excellent hipforums administrators.

 

Attach a long dowel to their stomachs for use as mops.

 

Bury him in the backyard of a neighbour you don't get along with, then call the police.

 

Do what some African tribes do...send the body crowd surfing

 

Make a movie called "romancing the bone"

 

Them bones would keep my chihuahua's happy for a long ass time.

I'd take care of the meat :leaving:

 

Make Weekend at Burnies 3

 

The ribcage makes a good backpack.

 

Cut the skull in half and you have a pretty good bowl.

 

Grind the bones to make my bread. Mmmm bone bread.

 

Carve the bones into utensils

 

oooooo thats so good ^

 

Paint bright orange and use as a highway cone.

 

paint gold and sell as lifesized oscars

 

Make into a giant Mr Potato Head give as a Christmas gift.