Useful Things To Do With A Dead Person

speed bumps

 

Someone you could tell your secrets to, and you wouldn't have to worry about them telling anyone...

 

firewood....;-)

 

steal their names and collect their social security cheques

 

grind them up real fine and make hotdogs out of em....;-0

 

Perfect reason to take that Taxidermy course on line that you always wondered about?

 

cook them down to a nice nasty liquid, use them for lamp oil....;-)

 

use for levy repairs in New Orleans :leaving:

 

Dress it like Santa and stuff it in your chimney with its feet sticking out, freak out the kids...

 

garden fertilizer/mulch....;-)

 

make it a bong

 

weed growing media....;-)

 

start an ant farm

 

make a paste out of them and use em to patch car rust holes....;-)

 

new coffee table :2thumbsup:

 

Practice cutting them up before going on your serial killer rampage...

 

winter covering for the garlic in the garden

 

Keep a couple in the trunk in case you get stuck in the mud and need traction.

 

why have ants when you could have a maggot farm

.. hat rack... candle holder.. door stop... finding hidden treasure when previously possessed by voodoo magic

 

strap them to the front of a truck and push some cars around without doing damage to your bumpers