Useful Things To Do With A Dead Person

Dummy in a ventriloquist act.

 

set it up in the window during snowstorm to make the neighbor think someone is watching and this way he doesnt be an ass an shovel the snow into my driveway

 

cover it with snow in your neighbors yard to look like a snowman only until spring hits do they know the truth

 

a buddy to "do the zombie" with, like on the thriller video

 

use its head to go bowling

 

small canoes...

 

practice karate kicks....;-)

 

make him do a huge flip off the steel cage at Wrestlemania!!

 

Dry them, hollow them and use for bongo drums.

 

use as a yoga demo for your class

 

CPR practice dummy.

 

Throw the body over an overpass causing a massive, horrific pile up killing 12 people giving you more bodies to fuck with.

 

Use them has crash test dummies...

 

feed to the lions

 

Fill them with helium, up, up and away...

 

Seeing this thread turns very strange with what euphoriaforall has lived through recently...

 

Nominate them to run for a political office, they would get as much done as the warm ones.....;-)

 

use as a puppet at a church children play.

 

tasteless gag gift for Euphoriaforall

 

A blind date for that coworker who's always asking you if you have any single friend...