Useful Things To Do With A Dead Person

cut pieces of meat to look like steak to see if your dinner party notices the difference

 

check their teeth for diamond studs and/or gold fillings...

 

• Bait
• Dogfood
• Fertilizer for the garden
• Passenger to ride shotgun so you can use the High Occupancy Vehicle lane during rush hour
• Person to sit in front of a window at a desk so it will look like someone is home and ward off burglars

 

through a party at their house and dress them up in a hawain shirt and sunglasses.

 

Fill a swimming pool with Jello and suspend them in it.

 

sasquatch bait

 

Put it in the meat grinding with the rest of the mc donalds hamburger.

 

suicide bomber

 

put some C4 in its mouth and watched

 

An extra pair of hands when your hanging curtains...

 

a highly realistic Easter display

:leaving:

 

sold to the museum of wax

 

get thousands, not just one, and dress them all as Bradley Manning, then have a FREE BRADLEY MANNING protest

 

Play chess with one, then maybe I could win for once...

 

catapulted over the white house fence

 

The designated driver for when your out drinking with friends...

 

put the dead body on a hook. once the cops get to it. pull the body, and lead all the cops into a hole and trap them all

TRAP THE COPS

TRAP EM ALL

 

stuffed in a blender then sold as milkshakes to city hall cops since they COUGH protect COugh us

 

:rofl:

I was gonna say "I'm dyin here" but this thread is full of crazy things yins might do to me

 

CUT HER SKIN off her front half then tape it to my back half. So you always see someone but you don't know what sex it is.

LEATHAFACE!!!