Useful Things To Do With A Dead Person

boat anchor

 

use for fire wood...

 

giant bowling pins

 

Dress up as christmas nutcrackers

 

for tossing in a competition (instead of dwarves)...

 

install laughing speakers and tell them jokes.

 

obedient bendy sex-slaves :2thumbsup:

 

Baseball bats
Imagine putting them into the schools.. hehehee

 

fill seats at a fake rally, make campaign speech, post video on YouTube, appear to be popular with the masses

 

a cold shoulder to cry on...

 

Cut them up and put the parts in a freezer for handy ice packs.

 

skiis...

 

stunt man

 

could put them infront of the horses when police do their intimidating moves.... you can try to intimidate a dead person, but you'd be wasting your time...

 

surfboard

 

future fossil fuel

 

Raft (need multiple)
Scarecrow
More realistic Buster for Mythbusters
Bait for bear trapping
Wingman (you want one that makes you look good, right?)

Also, Salad Fingers has a good one

 

wow this is mezzed uppp:chillpill::chillpill::chillpill:uke:

 

Drill holes for candles and hang as a chandelier.

 

Dart boards