Useful Things To Do With A Dead Person

get two girl corpses and have them make out.

 

blame the rather loud fart you just did on the corpse... they do that

 

heck, who needs to spend money on a christmas tree

decorate your corpse!

 

Dress one up as santa and put it down your neighbor's chimney.

 

form them into a band called "The Not So Grateful Dead"... they won't be able to do "live" sets but much can be done to overcome this...

 

play twister with them.

 

practice social skills in a safe environment and without fear of being judged...

 

Stick them on a giant spike on your front lawn and put a sign in blood saying...

"Enter at your own risk!"

 

make them look like Julian and let THEM do the time for something he didn't do.... arf

 

Nail some wheels to their ankles and head and pull someone thru town on it behind your pickup.

 

pose him nude for forum pics

 

Stick my name tag on him so that the devil thinks he finally has me.

 

dog chews

 

snowblower test....run one through to see if its strong enough to chew up without clogging

 

ride in the hov lane

 

install a large grinder in it head and buy a tonne of plasticine then make your own life sized barbershop

 

fabulous lamp shades

 

dress them up as reindeer for the parade

 

Keep several in the back seat of your car and fling one out in traffic occasionally to see what happens.

 

homemade car ejection seat test pilot