Useful Things To Do With A Dead Person

Pipeline pigging :2thumbsup:



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigging

 

use as a mirror

 

Put them in place of parking lot blocks.

 

fence post substitutes

 

If your lonely, a friend that will never leave you...:love:

 

Cut them up, take pictures and post them on the Digusting food thread.

 

^Very nice

Find out all the personal information of the dead person, then when you have enough to act like that person make it so that the body can be like a suit with a zipper somewhere and mess with the relatives/friends heads.
And you can't beat that squishy texture on the inside P:

 

I dont know... but Ill bet a dead person could get up at 420 and post at the correct time..














Oh yeah.. I said that..

 

i want one, cos i keep missing the deadline... arf arf

Ummmm.... five years supply of fish food...

 

use them for cat food...

 

to prove/disprove that resurrection is possible....

 

A dinner date so you don't have to eat alone...

 

when dried and crumbled, makes an excellent additive to a savoury soup...

 

A great Christmas gift for that person on your list that has everything...

 

...or organic croutons for a salad.

 

arf, yes.... croutons for the non-vegetarians amongst us

for the nervous amongst us who don't like getting caught in that game "what's the time Mr. Wolf?"

 

when a chick wants to cuddle in bed replace yourself secretly with the corpse, and then go out drinking with your buddies.

 

Bring a couple chick corpses along wherever you go to make the woman jealous.

 

put an audiobook bedtime story on and have the corpse sit by your bedside.... it's almost like the real thing... you'll be asleep in a jiffy

 

Use one to hide be-hide when your watching a scary movie...