urgent help needed...

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by JOsie, Jan 30, 2005.

  1. JOsie

    JOsie Member

    i dropped a giutar on my foot and my toe exploded...and i need stuff to do to take my mind off it..does anyone have any suggestions...

    i've already taken painkillers...and watched the new burnt face man(which i recommend you all watch right now)http://www.fat-pie.com/bfm2.htm

    any other suggestions?
  2. Lozi

    Lozi Senior Member

    hahaha bfm!
  3. JOsie

    JOsie Member

    i'm going to tell of you...i'm getting you done...
  4. Ellie-Rose

    Ellie-Rose Le Muppet

    Put vinegar on it :eek:
  5. Iago2

    Iago2 Member

    Explode another toe to distract from the first one?

    Sit at a piano, number all the keys. Then use a random number generator to decide which notes to play. Once a piece of music is established, play it along to Mad Max 3 : Beyond the Thunderdome to see if it seques up significantly.

    Grease the edges of a newspaper so it comically falls out of the readers hands when they pick it up? You could watch from a distance and laugh.

    Pick your nose until it bleeds?

    Why not research into the life of belgium's famous painter, James Ensor?

    Remove all of the aluminium foil from the house, when your co-habitants ask where the foil is, tell them its in a false location. When they discover there is none say to them, "I suppose you are Foiled again!" Watch how they laugh at your immense wit.

    Make a shrinking russian doll out of cheeseburgers.

    For the full list of "Oliver's 101 things to do to drown out the hulking slopousity in your life" please send £5 and an SAE to,

    Oliver's House
  6. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

    Have a shmett?
  7. JOsie

    JOsie Member

    you are...

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