update

hhahaha yep. we're kind of rednecks. okay we had a freaking arsenal yesterday.

2 matching .44 semi-auto magnums, a .22 rifle, 12g sawed off shotgun, a sick .30-06 rifle, and an old russian gun with a bayonet. hahahah. it was fucking fun.

 

Damn. My life is soooooo tame.

 

smoked salmon = orgasm!!!!!
im going to be swimming in that river like every day. its my favorite place to go swimming EVER. i know some amazing spots. come visit

 

I'ma come this summer. Fore real. With or without you, I'ma dip in the fucking river. You got me hooked.

 

well hit me up, ill be here maybe you can watch me work a bear!

 

That would be SEXY.

 

a cool job
+
smoked salmon

=

let's be friends

 

hahaha mine is too. i just like to blast shit with dirty harry guns
(none of it was alive, dont worry. well.. except the tree )

 

hahaha, i don't know about that, im going to be covered in fish guts and bear smell

 

When we do that shot of voka, just put the gun down. PLEASE.

 

EVEN sexier.

 

don't worry im very safe with 'em. im not a dumbass.

 

hahahah... whatever floats your boat

mmmmm... bear smell... HAHA

 

Can you actually swim in the river? Problem solved.

 

are you kidding? of course you can!!! and it's amazing

 

The big salmon's gonna eatcha up!

 

not if i eat him first !!!

 

I'd kill for that job honestly lol

 

Yeah, but it's like too many of them...I don't know about THIS river.

 

hahahah... the guns werent part of the work. that was just me and my boy Ian fucking around in the woods.