unusual and unpleasant nude beach experience

I remember when this dude sat in a position to look directly at this young girls crotch, she noticed him and i saw her discomfort, so i grabbed my beach chair and positioned myself between him and her and sat down with my legs wide open so he got an eyeful of cock and balls, he got up and left immediately, the girl thanked me with a kiss on the cheek :blush5: and before anyone says it, no she didnt kiss my helmet or let me shag her lol.....

 

great story, i am still pissing myself laughing

 

This one really made me laugh. :2thumbsup:

 

Well from this side of the screen that situation is quite funny and I could think of a fair few cheeky comments.......but seriously I'm supprised you didnt knock his head off for it. It's quite a scary thing to happen to be assaulted like that and I would be put off going back. You must be a seriously chilled out dude to take it this way.

 

Long term trauma?

Seriously, who are you kidding with this? Friendly chatting with some random guy while you are naked with a hardon
And how many tugs since then have you had while thinking about what could have happenned?

Did he have a little moustache, that would tickle your bits as he glides his soft lips over yoir stiff hard cock?

To which you respond with something that makes you sound like a chic- what no, thats disgusting, oooh ooh mimimimimi I wasnt thinking about all the naughty things he could do to me, ooh guysnare such perverts

 

Knocking head off? Isn't that a bit too much?

Almost all of my friends say that I'm very calm, stable and chilled person.
There are very few things that could make me go mad or lost control.
I rarely yell at another person even if we are arguing about something...
I haven't been there since then. I'll probably find another beach.

 

Why so aggressive and negative comment? You think I'm a bullshitting?

You don't believe me, fine, there's no point in trying to convince you otherwise.

 

i was hiding from the harsh sun at our nude beach,and it was partly up a sand dune under trees.Below were this guy that was busy reading some book,and I noticed that he kept on looking up at me,and being a nudist,I only had my towel,and nothing else ,but it didn't bother me.I dozed off,and was woken by a rustling bush to my left.It was the guy from below,busy masturbating as he watched me.
I confronted him on it,and he apologized profusely stating it was a homo erotic novel he was reading,and I reminded him of one of the characters.I just nodded my head and smiled.I understood,and closed my eyes again....just as long as he held his hands to himself ,I didn't mind.And he did...finished off,and then we began speaking in general...it was rather wierd....but at least he got the better deal

 

I think we know that Vanilla would panic.

Well done for keeping your cool... I'm not sure how I would've reacted. I'd like to think I would've kept my cool, as with most scenarios... but there's a good chance he would have left with a broken nose doing something like that.

And it's EXTREMELY rare I would resort to violence.

I'd certainly make a request or two and have to be totally ignored before getting that far though, of course.

 

The only guy who ever sexually assaulted me walked away from the experience with a broken jaw ...

 

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