Unprotected Sex

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Somebody needs to tell that guy with the tongue that it doesn't look anything like a snake's. It looks more like a fat dude bent over.

 

only if multiple names post in the same thread. and if bronson is in fact an alias, i suspect the mods know it anyway.


it is my opinion that bronson needs to take a hiatus until he can think of something funnier though; his threads are much less enjoyable than they were even a couple weeks ago

 

Now I feel.....

Really dumb or something...

 

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All I can say is, if after two pathetic attempts like that, she still comes back for more, there is something not quite right about this 8.7 hottie.

Are you sure that she was born with a pussy?

 

I don't understand how you go from not getting it up to cumming in thirty seconds.

 

Count your lucky stars, Jimmy.

 

well, I mean, I've had a problem getting it up maybe once or twice cause I was too fucked up, and I don't think I could cum in thirty seconds if I tried. I just don't see how you could have both problems in one sitting, seems they are mutually exclusive. of course, Bronson is a special kinda guy.

 

I can never get it up Ah, tis is life... I'm going to go write about this in my diary...

 

I would cry if I saw that in person...

 

that's really my picture I thought it would make men want me more...

 

Men don't want fangs near their weenies...

 

I was with a girl who had fangs for two anna half years. never had a problem with having them near my weenie.

 

okay I lied, that isn't me, I don't have teeth--well, again I lied, I do have teeth but they are green and rotten

 

oh shut up! the one is green and rotten, but the other one is very nice

 

... this is really me... And that one good tooth right there that you are referring too, well that is just a chicklet... It fools everyone...

 

i'm aware of the tooth's composition... i just happen to find chicklets to be very nice...

 

You want to chew it.. I've had it for years upon years, though I must warn you it has a thick layer of slime and bacteria... Want to give it a go?