Unorthodox / creative ways to masturbate (for guys)

Guys I know this is been done countless times before but I would like you to share your most unorthodox ways to masturbate

 

If other people can tell you then it's not unorthodox. Exploration is the key, it's a journey.

 

Yeah I know but a bit of brainstorming about this with like minded people can't hurt can it

 

Look up like how to make a homemade pussy. I guess that could count as being creative.

 

I used a banana peel once. And a hate bananas.

 

Try prostate massage. You won't be disappointed.

 

Put lotion on your dick,get a plastic bag if u want and fuck your matress you know like the mattress and and box (that holds the mattress) did it a couple of times as a girl directed me to do it thought it was crazy and weird but it went pretty well.

 

Vacuum cleaner masturbation
There is quite a bit of talk by some people warning of the dangers of a vacuum cleaner being used to masturbate a cock.
The following, is what I do which is 100% safe.
Firstly, mu cleaner has a speed controller.
This I set to the minimum motor speed, which provides quite adequate suction and is not too strong.
I use an attachment clear plastic pipe on the vacuum hose.
This has an internal diameter slightly larger than my cock when stiff.
It is important NOT to use a snug fitting pipe.
With a little lubricant (olive oil) on my cock and inside the pipe, I begin.
The feeling of having your cock sucked, is wonderful.
I then run the pipe back and forth.
This strokes my cock, opening and closing my foreskin which feels marvellous.
However, there is a bonus!
As the air rushes by, it causes my cock to flutter and oscillate sideways in the pipe madly.
This imparts tremendous vibration into my cock.
The feeling from this is incredibly pleasurable.!!!
It is just heavenly and is at least three times as good as fucking.
After trying this method, you won't really care whether you fuck again or not, it is just so marvellous.
If your cleaner does not have a speed controller, you can purchase a speed controller from an electronics shop that you plug your cleaner into.
Using a clear plastic cock massage pipe, you can look down and see your cock responding so appreciatevly to all the loving attention it is receiving, with bright red shining knob glowing with pride and intense pleasure.
You can start off with a limp cock, as the suction very quickly gives you a very good hard-on with no fuss.

 

I rub my cock on my wife's thigh and play with her ass. Sometimes I cum on her thigh, sometimes I move up and cum on her ass-hole.

 

im not into biology,but i think the nerve endings in the penis are all concentrated in the ridge of the penis.as your thumb moves back and forth over the ridge,it produces the sensations we all know.i thought about indirect stimulation.if you have a foreskin,pull it right back,and if not its the same.use the pads of your thunb and first two fingers,at the base of your cock and masturbate there instead of the ridge.it produces an indirect stimulation of the head of your cock.its slow,but when you ejaculate you can squeeze the under side of your cock(not too much,just a little)to produce a good shoot of spunk.try it!

 

Thongs and Gstrings, lots of them, all Victoria Secret! Wear my favorite with a garter and stockings, plus a bra or nightie. I like the way they feel against my skin so I usually put some extras around my balls, whatever is left goes under bra or nightie. All while watching multiple screens of porn, I’ll edge for hours like this!

Bet that’s the most unorthodox!!!

 

Hmmm maybe put on a cock ring and place a vibrator underneath the head of the penis and hold it still until you come. The lack of stroking coupled with pressure from the ring will make you explode when you finally come

 

Milking machines.
My cousin has a dairy farm with a herd of milking cows.
Recently, on visiting him, I managed to have a private chat with him on his own, away from his wife.
I told him that I had always had a fantasy of wanting to try out a milking machine tube (called a "cup" by farmers) on my cock.
I asked him if any farmers do this.
He replied "Tell me of a milking farmer who has NOT done this!".
I was thrilled to hear this admission.
Then I was more bold and asked him if HE had ever done it.

He said that for the last 18 years, every morning he had a session after milking the cows and said that guys need milking too!
He took me to the cow shed and showed me a private cubicle he had set up.
A suction line pipe led into the cubicle with a milking suction tube on a short rubber hose.
Alongside was some lubricating oil and a cloth on a shelf.
He said that he just unzips the lower half of his overalls, gets his cock out, lubes it, then sticks it in the tube and turns on the motor.
The milking shed is quite a long way from his house, so he knows that there will be no interruptions during his sessions from anyone.
However, his wife DID come down to the shed one time and caught him in the middle of a session.
He said he expected her to be very angry and verbally abusive, but instead, she said "I always thought farmers do this standardly. Now I know!".
Now I am here, I want to watch you do your thing.
So my cousin carried on till he had his usual exploding orgasm.
His wife lost interest in mutual sex some years ago so he needed to continue his sessions for sexual relief and pleasure.
Recently, he retired and sold his herd.
After a week, he was amazed and very pleasantly surprised when his wife said "Isn't it about time you went to the shed and had your session".
He didn't need to be told twice!
Off he went and satisfied himself with his wifes "blessing".
I finally got the opportunity and offer to try out the set-up.
What a fantastic feeling!
The tube rose and fell on my very stiff cock rhythmically with a chog, chog, chog sound.
The pleasure that coursed through my cock was incredible.
It is just sooo good.
Finally, I too exploded in heavenly ecstacy with several squirts of the most profound orgasm I had ever had.
I am quite envious of my cousins daily routine and only just wish that I could experience this paradise delight daily too.
For those with the money, you can purchase a portable milking machine with four tubes (cups) .
You only turn on one of the tubes from the suction pulser.
It is speed controllable from slow up to about four strokes per second.
Simply delightful!

 

I recall one time that I acquired a large piece of boneless beef. Let it come to room temperature.
Cut a deep slit into it. Added some olive oil lube and inserted my penis into the cut slit. Wonderful feeling.
I then cooked the beef and ate it.
When the grease had cooled down, I used it as lube for a second go round.

I have to admit that's a weird head space, but it was fun.

 

i like wearing diapers and i always like to masturbate in them because i don't have to clean up and its nice to JO while driving down the road.

 

Well, mix it with fitness exercises like stretching. Start dressed. Then mix it with breathing exercises. Then apply full body self-massage while undressing. Use some lube, but keep it slow. Every time you're close, apply some new kind of touch, this helps me stay longer (however it's pretty tricky and hard). Also counting exhales helps a lot. Use mirrors, use cameras for extra perversion Try new places. Try doing it outdoors. Take your time. This is my serial-pervert routine: I collect trophies. Mostly - pictures and videos I keep on encrypted partition of my HD. I take dares. Do it some place new, or in a new, completely creative and perverted way. Extra points if I get a picture or video trophy.
I remember one particular session while on the kitchen counter, all lights on, I was fingering my ass hard from the one side and jerked off from the other one. I came so hard it's unbelievable. I was shocked.

Lately I discovered that full body stimulation (not only the obvious zones) does wonders. Like it takes some time to learn and master, but it's so worth it, I just regret the time I didn't know that. IDK, I was probably shy. It seemed like gay or stuff. But thinking like that is totally stupid. Good masturbation is a kind of hacking. I'm a hacker, I hack my own body and mind. Because I can, and because it's fun.

Oh, and... safety first I do stuff outside, but I'm sure as hell I won't get caught. I keep perverted things on my HD, but they are super secured. I physically disconnect my internet before accessing those files. In my mundane life I'm a hacker too

 

Wow! I always wanted to live on a farm!

 

I use an electric toothbrush it feels amazing

 

I did that when I worked on a farm as a teen.
Made friends with a cow or two as well

 

I use pantyhose most of the time. I have different types and they give different sensations. Most common method is a nice slow nylon handjob with an oral finish.