Unlikely Masturbation Tool

This probaably falls in the kinky category as well as masturbation.. When I have felt extremely horny, I have used a vacuum cleaner. I first clean the inside of the nozzle followed with and alcohol wipe. I put massage oil on a finger and coat the inside of the nozzle. I make sure my cock is also lubricated with oil. This makes me so hard I have to wait a few moments before inserting it in the nozzle flaccid. I insert myself and begin to slide in and out until I am ready to cum. I turn on the vacuum and continue to stroke myself. The suction from the nozzle is ORGASMIC.as it sucks the cum right out of me. Anyone have a similar orgasmic experience ?

 

Solid proof that guys will fuck anything

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONhA915mkSI

 

Up to you, of course, but I'd be concerned that the suction may cause your penis to temporarily increase in width (girth) and get stuck in the pipe. I'm sure A&E/Emergency Department have seen that before (they're quite used to getting penises out of various objects) it may be embarrassing for you.

 

Don't they make all sorts of toys for men ? Surely there are some that give suction of some sort.
Isn't a vacuum cleaner kinda powerful for a dick ? When I put my hand on the hose it really sucks hard, I can't imagine on my pussy.
I've had a guy tell me not to suck to hard when he cums because it hurts...

 

that

 

did you really need more proof?