unknown drunken injuries??

:rofl:

fair enough :rofl:

 

two broken toes (separate occasions)
dislocated shoulder
cut on the tip of my nose
bite marks
nose piercing ripped out
cuts from a broken bottle
glass in my foot

 

wow u had it rough lol

ouuucchhh

oooh kinky lol :rofl:

fuk sake

 

Me and a few of my friends took a walk down to the boat ramp when we were all shitfaced one time. I bent over to tie my shoe at some point and one of the girls we were with decided to jump on my back to ride me like a pony. She aimed way to high and went to fast and I stumbled forward and landed right on my face. Got a rather nasty scrape under my right eye, it didn't hurt the slightest bit even while we went back to the house and cleaned it so I know how drunk I musta been, still have a pretty perfect memory of the whole thing though ... weird. She felt really bad but it healed up pretty well so it's all good in the end.

 

A few cuts on my back and arms
A bruise on my neck , arms, and chest probably separate instances.
Sore lips

 

ouuuch landin on your face

i fell last week backwards.., in front of everyone,, was funny :rofl:

id hate to land on my face though painful!!

 

bonkai what do you be doin that you get a bruise on your neck

 

The last I really got hurt while drunk wasn't unknown. I was in a fight with a guy a few months ago and I went to take one last drag off my cigarette before the fight but he punched me in the face and my hand rammed up and jammed the cigarette into my right eye. I had to keep it shut for two days afterwards. I did win the fight though, lucky for me and him it didn't last long.

 

omg ouuuch

burns are the worst

and on the eye

 

I sliced my foot good once

Didn't notice until I awoke the next day

 

I have bigger scratches than that on my eye.

 

I woke up the day after Christmas last year, and found my sister had this black eye.

I'm like "What did you do??!"

And she's like "You did it."

So that's a drunken injury I did to someone else....

I've fallen off chairs, hit my head really hard on bunk beds, fallen down hills, fallen up stairs, fallen down stars, almost drank glass that had smashed into my drink, really bad carpet burn (from falling over), slipped in cow poo and hit my head on a trailer.. :rofl:

 

haha at my buddy's house in high school we us to climb this rather unsturdy wood pile toget onto he roof..Other than injuries from that, all I can think of are fight related...

Oh, and don't drive drunk. My friend died drunk driving and his face and shit were way fucked up for the funeral and everything. Not the way you want to go out.

 

Bigger than what?

 

..
on your actuall eye ball

 

omg :rofl:

:rofl:

 

I can't take a picture...but I have a 12" scar on my back from bouncing around on and falling through:



Lets just say it wasn't designed to hold 10 stone.

 

^ lol,was it videoed?

 

Whoa, You gave someone a black eye May?! Holy shite, she must've really pressed you buttons but still I can hardy believe that.

 

Sarcasm, lindsay. Haha.