Unicorns

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Azur, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    because trolls are gay
     
  2. Aerianne

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    No wonder you're a moderator!
     
  3. themnax

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    my furst thought is "like, well duah". my second thought is i'm still thinking about it.
    the mid evil world was one fanatically repressed by a corrupt 'christianity',
    a 'christianity' in which saul of tarsus, renamed 'paul' had replaced christ in all but name.
    censor everything from the kids except hatred of the unfamiliar and violence toward it,
    and their bullshit detectors still know something is not quite according to the advertised.
    in an age when no one knew everything there was to be found in the woods,
    while living their everyday lives on the verge of it, suplimenting an agriculture that was slavery in all but name,
    with frequent forrays of gathering wild bounty, unfamiliar life forms were perfectly believable,
    just because you hadn't seen one, could just mean that you hadn't seen one.
    especially when everyone had a friend of a friend who claimed to have.
     
  4. Azur

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    i did not know that bit of the mythology so thank you for further proving my point
     
  5. Azur

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    my avatar is "The Mare in the Moon" which is the form that "Nightmare moon" took while imprisoned on the moon for 1,000 years
     
  6. Mattekat

    Mattekat Ice Queen of The North

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    I'm pretty sure little girls like rainbows (which is clearly where unicorns come from) and magic and we should all just leave it at that....
     
  7. Moonglow181

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    I don't know. Was never into them...maybe you should ask the freuds of the world........Maybe penile envy...or maybe wanting to impale things like deer and ducks and things like that maybe....????
    Your guess is as good as mine.
     
  8. I think little girls are into both horses and unicorns. So they're really not so attracted to the horn that suddenly they notice something that resembles a pony because of its horn. They notice the pony first and the horn is just an afterthought. It's like anything you add a little pizzazz to. Little girls like shoes with pink lining, does that make them lesbians?
     
  9. MeAgain

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    Unicorns have always been associated with little girls. They can only be caught or tamed by a virgin.

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  10. I'minmyunderwear

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    evan the unicorn hunter:

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  12. Sitka

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    You're a weird guy to start with, and talking about the sexuality of little girls doesn't make you less fucked up.
     
  13. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    kind of says a lot about what's wrong with the u.s.
     
  14. Asmodean

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    You are obviously born in the wrong body.



    Yes. As I understand it the unicorn population in the USA has been wiped out completely. Food for thought right..!
     
  15. TheGhost

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    There's one left in Italy. Yup. And they got pics. Google it.
     
  16. secret_thinker

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    saw this a while ago

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  17. Asmodean

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    Is it a sheep with a rhino horn?
     
  18. themnax

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    i was of course refurring to the paranoia of american males, that american females might prefer imaginary creatures to their pinusies. why else want to hunt them down and kill them?
     
  19. hotwater

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    The desire to hunt and kill animals is instinctive – The clarion call of I need meat has been sounded since the dawn of man.

    Short of being on the endangered species list would you deny you brothers their daily sustenance? And it is also said that the horn of a unicorn ground into powder serves as an antidote for all poisons and it offers the users renewed strength and vigor



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  20. abarambling

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    Why is it that everything we want and need as girls and women is centered around men? Come on, now. Get real.

    Also, I was more into mermaids when I was younger. Mostly because of TV. I think that's the main reason why young children, both male or female are interested in what they're interested in, because of TV.
     

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