Unicorns

here is my theroy: little girls love the idea of unicorns because it is a subconscious manifestation of their heterosexuality before they are mature enough to express those desires physically. What are your thoughts?

 

little girls love the idea of unicorns?

 

i refer you to "My Little Pony" a show whos main character is a unicorn named twilight sparkle and whose target demographic is 5-8 year old girls

 

Little girls like most of what's targeted and marketed toward them.

 

That's probably why it's targeted and marketed towards them...

 

Because liking unicorns = wants penis?

 

I think that's the thought process of the OP...

 

Gods help.

 

Here, psycho-sexual analyze all this and give us a report:


http://www.toysrus.com/search/index.jsp?categoryId=13041269&fg=Age&ff=PAD&fv=TRU+Age+Filter%2F5-7+Years&fd=5-7+Years&

 

This is a great one I pulled off page two of the best selling toys for girls ages 5 - 7.






WHAT DOES IT MEAN???

 

Why is the first thing on that list a Vacuum Cleaner.... Programming?

 

No, it's because little girls subconsciously want to grow up to clean carpets. I'm not even going to think about the psycho/sexual connotations of that one.

 

when i came up with this i was just wondering why little girls prefer unicorns over regular horses when in traditional legends the only thing that differentiates a unicorn from a horse is the lone horn and that lead me to wonder about the horn and so on

 

thats hilarious i love pinkie pie and her randomness

 

It's well known that Unicorns have Bigger Balls than Horses as well.

 

i'll refer you to sesame street, a show targeted toward preschool aged children which proves that preschoolers love the idea of a monster that lives in a garbage can.

 

And yet as a general rule they dislike insects which have a large proboscis, no it’s because in unicorn mythology it can only be captured by a virgin.



Hotwater

 

Why is the OPs avatar a unicorn?

 

u got some good eye sight ..