Understanding how girls think and operate

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Westside Dude, Apr 25, 2012.

  1. MayQueen~420~

    MayQueen~420~ ♫♪♫♪

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    Hahahahahaha...honey I'm a chick and I can't even figure my old lady out, hell I can't even figure myself out.
     
  2. wetsocks

    wetsocks there's no one driving

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    who understands women? women are un understandable. amiright? amiright? amiright?

    high fives all around dudes!
     
  3. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    :hurray:

    thats me high fiving myself :)
     
  4. PsychonautMIA

    PsychonautMIA Chimps gonna chimp

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    Is that alice glass in your sig? If so... Plus +1, you are now on my radar for girls i moderately don't hate. As for women, learn to separate your emotions from logic. Become a logical, soulless drone like us!
     
  5. jamgrassphan

    jamgrassphan Get up offa that thing Lifetime Supporter

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    Your time and efforts would be more wisely spent developing a perpetual motion machine.
     
  6. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    thats me :p does that make me -1???

    and the quote is brody dalle :)
     
  7. PsychonautMIA

    PsychonautMIA Chimps gonna chimp

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    No. Your now +2 for reminding me of the extremely hot alice glass

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    :2thumbsup:
     
  8. kokujin

    kokujin Senior Member

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    It's not that complicated. Only problem is they'll only generally respond consistantly and positively with just their girlfriends, and you are at the mercy of their "feelings," which imo becomes the decision maker far too often. There is also some deep-seeded response to abuse and/or father validation issues( hence the nice guysshole bit), but all in all girls wanna get married, or be taken for emotional rides. Double the hormones means they can get a kick out of the simplest things, so unfortunately men who just wanna get to the promise land( get laid), never make it there. Women also enjoy, and by extension abuse a social pedestal of having their hands held. They may be more insecure than men, but they combat this with their sexual or 'erotic capital' worth over the opposite sex.. whether this be favors or just having men of perceived worth vying for their attention. Also, some women hate other women more than a guy may care or realize. Blah blah blah, stuff like that.
     
  9. lugubrious

    lugubrious Member

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    This is a gross over-generalization, sir.

    You want to understand women? Treat them like the same species as men. We're all more alike than you may think ;)
     
  10. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    haha ok cool :2thumbsup:
     
  11. _Bob_

    _Bob_ Una Tana Bibi

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    I love the way you think-but you know that, don't you? ;)

    You're exactly right-we're all from the same planet and the same human race, and we've got more similarities than differences....
     
  12. kokujin

    kokujin Senior Member

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    MMMMMk. Will do.
     
  13. Westside Dude

    Westside Dude Guest

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    Hmmm..intresting responses
     
  14. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Dude, it's not as hard as you think it is. Girls are fucking bitches. That's all there is to it. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US. And if any one of you denies it, it makes you an even bigger bitch. Now some of us are better at stifling the raging **** that lives deep inside than others, but we all have it, and it's likely to rear its ugly head every now and then. Your goal should be to find a woman who has a good hold on her inner succubus. Expect to see it sometimes, be prepared to deal with it. But know if you choose the right one, it will be worth it.
     
  15. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    The Clitoris: If your thing was only 1/4 inch long, how angry at the world would you be?
     
  16. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    they also bleed for days on end every month and don't die.
    why would you even want to understand something that defies logic?
     
  17. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    It's gravity man. If you have a body with fluids in it and a hole in the bottom it will leak. Very logical :D
     
  18. Sitka

    Sitka viajera

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    They think exactly like you do, only smarter.
     
  19. Westside Dude

    Westside Dude Guest

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    Hahahaha.u guys r hilarious...ramona,real talk...so it wunt make no difference if treat em lyk the bitches they r?
     
  20. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    explain why they can't drive then?
     
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