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  1. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Every time I have the anti freeze anti boil radiator fluid, I pretend it's a flask Predator blood!

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  2. pensfan13

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  3. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    a dozen eggs 620 gallons of water?....so 2000 liters?...that's nuts......they are adding up water more than once in that equation I suspect.....trust me....If I had to haul more than 20 liters a week for those birds I would not own birds lol
     
  4. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    Cut the roof lines, lower it, put on racing wheels, swap the engine, and that'd make for a sexy street rod.
     
  5. Pete's Draggin'

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    I just realized my favorite part of eating Doritos® is the last inch of broken chips at the bottom of the bag. Nacho cheese taste bud overload.

    My dogs like licking my nacho cheese fingers though.
     
  6. SpacemanSpiff

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    so did you make that sale that was going to help get thru the month?
     
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxPoCgk7A90 this is fire...
     
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  8. pensfan13

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    Watching a promotion for the movie fist fight.
    Made me wonder the last one I was in...last one I can remember was 8th grade. Might have had one in high school but usually they were just the bigger kid doing the punching. I don't remember hitting back much when it would just anger the bully. And I don't remember ever being hurt by anyone smaller than me.

    Had some hockey fights but no proper ones. Just yanking on the helmet or slashing with a stick mostly.
     
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    I pulled a switchblade or balisong, bullies no bother no more..
     
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    how do they theme it out other than Noah ??...

    didnt they build some big ark in the south somewhere?.. this not the same place, right ?? ..
     
  12. pensfan13

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    No that one in Kentucky is ridiculous. YUUUUGE!!
    This one they build Bethlehem next to the ark for Christmas they do a big display for Easter. But they fence it in so you can't see it unless you go into it. This is just an average sized church but they build some impressive sets for the size of it.
     
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    Kennywood had an ark.. its ok .. not been there in while..
     
  14. Irminsul

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    twas a submarine anyway :)

    http://weeklyworldnews.com/aliens/12517/noahs-ark-was-alien-submarine/

    "Ancient texts reveal that Noah’s ark was built with the help of aliens – and that it was actually a submarine especially made to help him survive the great flood.
    Author and biblical scholar Zecharia Sitchin analyzed the original Hebrew version of the Old Testament and other ancient writings. According to those texts, “Noah was advised to construct a boat ‘roofed over and below’ and ‘hermetically sealed with pitch,'” said Sitchin.
    “There were to be no decks, no openings, so that ‘the sun shall not see inside.’ The boat was to be a vessel that could turn and tumble.”
     
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  15. SpacemanSpiff

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    real is buried on oak island
     
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    didnt noah let his kids fuck him in the ass when he was plastered drunk? ...
     
  17. rollingalong

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    I w as a goalie all through hockey...I started tons of fights but usually one of my huge defendemen finishd them....players alwys protect the goalie...my move was smacking the back of your legs with my stick....pissed off lots of centermen....I even had looks after the game....my 90 pounds would come out carrying all that equipment...I was much tougher dressed with pads on
     
  18. GLENGLEN

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    Nah.......What you Were Thinking Of Was Muh-mad Fucking 10 Year Old Boys......And If He

    Couldn't Find One.........Then The Nearest Goat Would Suffice.....



    Cheers Glen.
     
  19. rollingalong

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    glen...congrats on 10 yrs of bare [dirty] feet....has that also been ten years single?.....
     
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  20. rollingalong

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    no I didn't........hoping to get some bites this weekend...I will delete and repost so they go to the front page again

    do you use the paid option to list things at the front or top page?
     
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