Unchat My Heart...lets go get stoned

Had to go to the bar to watch the game. Guy is buying a beer and then running to the liquor store section...going outside...coming back for his beer. After a few times the bartender cuts him off. He says " you are buying liquor drinking it outside and coming here for the chaser.. this kid is of course complaining and unfortunately sitting (half the time) next to me. So he says to me "if I wasn't on probation I would show this guy what's up." I just laughed. Not why he thought...I'm thinking 'no surprise you are on probation." He finally walked away from me and tells the bartender to mind his own business. "

Bartender says "this is my business...all of this here...its all my business " I got a laugh out of that.

 

aldis had venison and duck. spent 93$ in that store.. usually spend 30$ tops..
monster truck movie was cute. i liked it ..
i was suppose to get some tires on the van today, dude called me late. I was going to put it off another week .. drop it off on monday .. sucks tho. Ill have to ride the gf home from work..

 

"things are not the way they were before, you wouldn't even recognize me anymore, not that you knew me back then, but it all comes back in the end."

 

Crabs on Prozac

Prozac Puts Crabs in a Mood to Take Deadly Risks

We need more antidepressants.

 

So what do crabs do? Curse at mike tyson and tell him his mom is a whore?

 

ive been down to swap cars with hot divorcee so i can pull some wood out of the bush.......i eed a spotter...don't really love heading into the bush alone....i cant bring the dog because the wood is smack in the middle of a massive deer run..he would be too confused and excited.....

gonna pack some liquids and snacks so i can stay out there a few hours

 

pretty sure his mom is an actual whore so maybe another example

 

The elastic on my jock strap is strung out. So to keep it in place I have to put it under my underwear. After the game my inner thighs were so soar from it rubbing against them that I felt like I was riding a horse for an hour.

Anyway even if Tysons mom is a whore it would still be a deadly risk to say it to him.

But for arguments sake let's switch it to his youngest daughter.

 

found an iphone on the road

have to charge it to find out whos it is...hopefully there no unlock code...it was getting notifications when i found it but then the battery died a minute later

 

found a number in it that said "home"..so i called it and the girls dad answered... lives just up the street so i brought it to him

they must have left it on the car and it slid off when they made the corner

 

I had a pretty good day today.

It started off with crispy bacon on the fire drum.
My uncle called to tell me the neighbor farmer had pest goats on his property so we went hunting. I bagged my first goat with my new rifle and did the hunting magazine photo with my rifle and the goat. I won't post that though. I can PM if anyone is interested. It wasn't a trophy goat lol, we took it home and my uncle went chop chop. Took the legs and cut off the small horns for me. I'm cleaning them out and will use them as a candle holder.

Then we had a Skype call with our celebrant just to go over different options for the wedding. She was really nice and went over the ceremony and sent through all this paperwork we have to read through plus a questionnaire that will help her learn about us so the ceremony will be personalised for us.

And then later in the evening I received a message on my Facebook asking if I'd like to represent Austria in an upcoming nations cup in 8 Ball pool. It's not an official tournament or anything it's more just a bit of fun from our state organisation basically anyone registered to play in the state of Bavaria, wherever you were born you are eligible to play for that nation and so since I was born in Austria I am playing for Team Austria. so that's pretty exciting, I had represented the south state 2 months ago in my first representative appearance and now I get to represent a country.

Then I cooked a nice pork chop on the firedrum and replicated that pork and pineapple meal I had at the club a few weeks back. I just didn't add the maple syrup.

All in all, a pretty good day.

 

i went for a walk in the bush

just fox tracks and grouse tracks...didnt see anything and forgot to take pictures

still snow but tomorrow is major rain.....might go up north tomorrow where it will be snowing instead

 

Moved a cubic shyt ton of leaves out of the yard today...

That's maybe half of them... Maybe.

So... 2 cubic shyt ton total or someshyt by time all the leaves fall.

Oh! Weather said "winds light and variable"... That means as soon as you get a good pile going the winds vary direction and blow them back into your face.

 

That's why we have so much natural area.

 

Everybody is looking for something.

 

Sweet Dreams are made of these...

 

That's where the leaves go... out into the natural areas.

 

mine are in garbage bags...it snowed the day after i did a major cleanup and they been sitting there ever since because each time i go in the bush its with my buddy and his suv is too nice to throw dirty garbage bags in