UK ranks as one of the worst countries to live in the world for expats

Awwwww your a shucks kinda guy you are...

 

bunch of rain soaked wankuhs

 

You've obviously never been to Ohio or met our glorious Neo-Nazi leader. A friend of mine rowed across the Chesapeake bay as kid, just to get the hell out of Norfolk. He fished all the time anyway just so he had something to eat and made Huck Finn look wimpy as fishermen go, but he weren't that bright. The Bay Bridge is 17 miles long. He would've had to row a few hundred miles to get anywhere decent if you ask me. There was nothing over there unless you like tree farms in the middle of swamps or Newport News, which makes Norfolk look homey. Even the hookers are so poor, they have to use a magic marker and make their own red lights.

Ohio is for McDonald's french fries, which what they say in West Virginia and western Pennsylvania. My own grandmother baby sat for Loretta in the Black Foothills, and even those hillbillies took one good look at Ohio and moved to Missouri. Go west long enough, and things start to look a bit better.

 

You can say anything you want and I will still be nuts about women from Great Britain.

 

Nothin' beats ma's cooking.

 

we blame mexico for that. why do you think there's so much support for the wall?

 

Not a clue... because when I've been to Mexico, it's been the Americans that were dip shits... Mexicans were lovely people.

 

Mexicans are salt-of-the-earth, while Americans are a pile of dung covered in flies these days. Mexico would be much better off if the US were poor.

 

Many people from Ireland immigrated to Mexico and then joined the Mexican Army. The Mexicans called them Los Colorados because of their red hair. Lots of them ended up in New Mexico, living near Vaughn and Logan and Newkirk and Tucumcari.