uhg... that itch!

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  1. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    So you are out in public and you get an itch, do you scratch it?
    what if its your groin and you are at a formal event, do you just go to town?
    what about itches that dont go away, you know you look strange if you are constantly scratching your elbow but do you just not give a fuck?
    is there certain company that will have an affect on how much or where you will take care of an itch?
     
  2. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    In Public There A Some Parts Of The Human Anatomy

    You Just Don't Scratch...:)



    Cheers Glen.
     
  3. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Don't scratch your groin area in public.

    I've only really seen one instance of this. A father on one of my granddaughters softball teams was constantly doing that - game after game after game.

    There are fixes for those kinds of itches. Who lets that go on and on?

    Uck.
     
  4. Lynnbrown

    Lynnbrown Firecracker

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    LOL! :D

    When you work with food (in a restaurant) you have to be super careful not to EVER TOUCH anything, much less scratch it...so, of course something is always itching. lulz

    pens:
    "What if its your groin and you are at a formal event, do you just go to town?"

    :rofl:
     
  5. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I'd say that you excuse yourself to a private place and then go to town.
     
  6. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Iv'e Been Wanting To Pose This Question On Here

    For Years, And Here's My Chance...:).

    Why Is It That The Only Time My Nose Itches Is When I Have Both

    Hands Full And No Hope Of Scratching It...[​IMG].???



    Cheers Glen.
     
  7. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    I use a body scrub then sprinkle paprika on it SO i can go to town
     
  8. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    I believe that is murphy's law
     
  9. usedtobehoney

    usedtobehoney Senior Member

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    How formal?
     
  10. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    I purposely left it open to interpret it any way you want. Meeting the president crossed my mind. An awards ceremony. A work related party. A wedding.
     
  11. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    i usually do the 'ol hand in pocket trick
     
  12. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Maybe thats why they invented parachute pants.
     
  13. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe Visitor

    I used to work in a burger-type restaurant and this old hippie worked there too. I was watching him once and he openly scratched his balls and then reached into the boxes of fries meant for customers and started eating them.

    He wasn't exactly a clean bloke, either.
     
  14. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    You mean like someone else's eyeball?
     

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