Uh-piff-uh-knee.

2012

 

I'm absurdly empathetic, I see through the eyes of my foe more often than I would like to, this is why I feel that they should be destroyed, unfortunatly this is not my place in the world, no matter how much and how often I wish it were

 

ahahha

 

If you build it, they will come... if they come, give them lotsa weed.

 

weed sucks.

 

No, weed is good for the soul.

 

you don't know what a soul is.

 

Listen hon, I've smoked a joint every day since the spring of '57 and I'm fairing just dandy.

 

thats pretty fucking awesome, wanna be friends?

 

Oh no, I'm afraid I'm married and cannot take part in such atrocities such as this... though I'm leaving the bastard. I should have become a lesbian back when I lived in Ventura.

 

ahaha.. i didnt mean sexual friends.

lmfao

 

I wonder how many people have said this exact thing........

 

Oh, well, that's just dandy, then. I wish I had me a little scotch right about now, but I can't afford to drive to herb's apartment in Baton Rouge because of the gasoline prices and the storm damage. He has an endless supply of the drink. The bastard is drinking away my retirement fund.

 

i'm sure all's fine; but (this is going to sound corny to everyone so go ahead and laugh ) have you thought about the condition of your soul.

disclaimer: i'm not christian.

 

Oh, well, I'm a reforming Christian. I've been looking into the Rastafari, so I suppose I could say it's just part of my religion.

Praise the great Haile Selassie!!! Babylon will fall.

 

haha....wtf...it's like two AM, ignore me

 

imo souls have nothing to do with religion.

i never had one until i started playing jazz.

 

Well, that's okay honey, I haven't slept in nearly 32 hours. I had to hitchhike out of New Orleans and just got here this morning because I couldn't get my car to start.

 

omg... this is so retarded. stop. please.

 

we should get together and make babies...
























out of clay.