Uh-piff-uh-knee.

I'll hook you up buddy.

 

hmmm are they blueberry?

 

we have muffins too, you just have to have faith in our muffins........

 

I haven't made 'em yet, so they can be whatever you want. Just renounce your faith and I'll muffin the hell out of you.

 

hmm, hell, funny that the athiest brought it up.......

 

i believe in science is that good enough?

 

I belive in nature.

I will trade you two ZZ Top tickets for a Jefferson Airplane ticket.

 

scientology? you crazy alien ghost filled meat-pack








dont worry, i don't believe you believe in scientology

 

Then you're already there!

 

Jebus loves me yes I know for the bible tells me things so that I think so and...
O whatever just give me a muffin.

 

some christians believe in science too......

not those pedestrians who call themselves christians

but christians

 

He can be sure I won't.

It sucks, but try getting that clear of an answer from a preacher.

Me: 1

God: 0

 

Hell yes. We get muffins!!!

 

depends on the preacher, just as it depends on the athiest

 

They believe in magic...

 

damn. i was hoping you wouldnt get that before i deleted it

 

fundies do


christians don't


there is a dramatic difference

 

rather (excuse the double post as I assume you may be quoting the other one) some christians do not believe in magic, others still take that bit about pharmacheia (sp?) literally

 

alester crowley believed in magic. pointless factt. clap clap im done

 

All christians believe in the resurrection. Science says people can't get up after being dead for three days.

Also says people can't be born without two parents, and thats just new testament stuff. Old ones even less sciency.

I'm not going to waste my breath though. If you believe in god, I'm not going to spoil the surprise.