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Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by FreeBird1969, Sep 1, 2005.

  1. FreeBird1969

    FreeBird1969 Fleas on their paws.

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    I don't think I want to believe in God anymore. I apologize, black folks' church.

    It's just so much easier to believe in nothing.

    Have a fucking haiku:

    Culture arabesque
    Sunset on the riverbanks
    Folding into me

    Je deteste le bus.
     
  2. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

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    That's funny. Most people believe in God because it's easier than facing reality.
     
  3. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    Easier or just more logical? Correct?
     
  4. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Heh, yeah, thank god and fuck her at the same time... :rolleyes:

    :(

    Though black folks church can really take pressure off of you, sometimes... So can concerts. I could use a YMSB or a moe. concert.
     
  5. most people who bash christianity don't understand it in the slightest...


    they might understand something that looks like it

    not it.......
     
  6. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

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    Yeah but that's MOST people, davie.

    Krystin isn't most people.
     
  7. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    she is some people :D
     
  8. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    She is a people. :eek:
     
  9. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

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    Im a statistic.
     
  10. led zppelilin fan

    led zppelilin fan read this and die!!!

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    ill give u 5 village people tickets for a zep ticket.
     
  11. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    You should become an atheist too, it's ever so wonderful! [​IMG]

    You can sleep in on Sunday, you can sleep with whoever you want, it open up a whole new world of baby jesus jokes, you can decide on your own morals instead of letting a 6,000 year old work of fiction that condones slavery and infanticide make up your mind for you, and you get free cake on Tuesdays.

    You don't have to be one of those whiney, my parents didn't buy me a vespa so I'm not going to believe in there god kids either. My life is great!

    And if there is a god... have you looked at New Orleans? Who the fuck are you god?!

    Heres a deal, if you agree to be an atheist right now, I'll mail you some muffins. Has god ever given you muffins? Hell no, cause hes isn't real.

    Satan forever. [​IMG]
     
  12. led zppelilin fan

    led zppelilin fan read this and die!!!

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    see but it seems like some athesist quite like christians try to convert you.
     
  13. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Same deal for everyone else. Born again atheists get muffins.
     
  14. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    ill take it
     
  15. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Shit. I want some muffins.

    Man, teh Spencer has me convinced.
     
  16. ........god didn't get invited to mardi gras........
     
  17. led zppelilin fan

    led zppelilin fan read this and die!!!

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    yesss. me and kirk made this game up like last week. it should probaly be a thread but im lazy so.


    2 kinks tickets for 1 beatles holographic backstage pass
     
  18. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Like I said before, he was probably off getting hopped up on crack cocaine and shagging one of y'alls sisters.
     
  19. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Punctuate damn you!

    And Christians threaten with hell... my only threat is 'no muffins'.
     
  20. lola, lalalalola.....
     

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