Ugly penis?

I totally agree! To me, penises look like reject mushrooms. If they're not circumsized, then they look like nasty canolis. Vaginas look like old lady lips. Both are crazy. One time one of my friends and I had an argument over penises and vaginas. We both agreed that they are crazy. I said that penises are Sponge Bob kinda crazy, in that they're random and just silly. Vaginas are Invader Zim kinda crazy, because they're silly in a 'world domination' kinda way. He said that penises are "Sea Lab 2021" kinda crazy and vaginas are "Harvey Birdman, Attorny At Law" kinda crazy.



And yes, there can be ugly penises and somewhat less ugly penises. Some are veiny and wrinkly while some are more smooth. Also, some penises are more pink than others.. and when they're too pink it's kinda weird.

 

There is no such thing as a pretty penis, yet I love them.

 

Christ, am I the only one who likes the way penis' look? They're so sexualized, how can they not at least be arousing (at the very least, when attached to someone you're involved with)

And vulva's are beautiful. I'm sorry, but they are... I have yet to see an ugly one.

 

No, I agree! SOME are attractive. I guarentee though if you go to a leper colony, you'll be disappointed.

 

No ihmurria, you're definitely not alone! I love penises! I think they're sexy.. almost in a "cute" sort of way. I'm sure no man would be too aroused if I called their member "cute" though. teehee. But on the other hand, I have seen and/or heard of some not very attractive penises. As long as the personality is there though (in the person, not their penis) then it doesn't really matter.

 

ive only seen 2 and they were both ugly lol

 

Now I'm going to have nightmares of alien penises (peni? lol) taking over the world.

Now that I think of it, a diseased penis would definatly be uglier than a healthy one...

 

FUCK YEAH!!! The rest of you are whack. I like penises because they serve me well, and if I had to judge the aesthetics, then I owe some consideration to what I get out of them. They're only ugly if they are forced upon you without your consent.

And vaginas? Oh my god, there is no such thing as an ugly vagina, EVER. Sorry if this sounds harsh, but any disrespect for the vagina is a mysogynistic gesture. You people need to read or watch the Vagina Monologues. I am shocked by the lack of reverence for the vagina. It deserves to be worshipped.

 

Hell yeah!
The holiest of holies!

 

I agree with you on the vulva's definatly... I dont find any sexual attraction towards penises except for my own... he's my friend so... I think he is a cool guy... but I wish there were more girls like you! What a turn off to date a girl who tells me that she thinks all penises are ugly or goofy... haha it's like I'll never sleep naked next to her...
greg

 

all genitalia in general is a bit strange looking, but i think penis hands down takes the cake for all-time ugliest body part. they just look... WRONG.

then again, i'm a lesbian.

 

I love penises...or is it penii? I dunno...I think they are cute in a very earthy, odd way...

But I'm not looking at penii for a while...I'm going to be a good, innocent little girl... until I can see one penis and know that it's mine and all mine, and just for me

 

Well, I can say...anything that looks like it would be better suited on an elephant than a man is unattractive...other than that, I find the penis to be very attractive...yeah sure, some look better than others, guess it's the same way in trying to describe somebody's butt....lol..ya know, symmetry, shape...etc, some just look better than others....

Of course, my opinion changed with age...when I was younger I didn't see much attractive about any of those "private" parts....but now at 41.... my opinion of that has changed GREATLY!

Lynn

 

One of my friends has the most perfect looking penises lol

The only penis id ever go for.. it was just like.. perfect.. in shape and look and everything

i saw that over the internet during a certain 'curious' stage of mine lol and im over all that now.. cept this one guys and his perfect penis.. and ive seen a lot of porn (though not anymore, it doesnt really turn me on too much nowadays, porn) and no dude has ever had a penis this.. good looking. i dunno about you but what im saying definately sounds wierd to me.. i just dont know, ive never seen a penis that looks as good as this dudes one. it aint too big.. but its just like.. there are no errors in it. every penis has something wierd about it.. cept this one is just.. flawless. ive only seen it though, not touched it

its probably the fact that this penis is so perfect looking (to me at least) that makes me self conscious about my own penis..

but theres something else about my penis that makes it particularly perculiar, and is the real root of my penis insecurity. ive never spoken about it to anyone though, mainly caus the issue has never come up.. so i dunno if its more common than i think.. though ive not found anything on the internet about it. though, its only the sort of thing that would be a bit creepy to a woman handling it.. i could imagine it would actually be a very good thing for some women haha

but in terms of the feeling thing.. this guy was the only male ive ever loved. we were good friends once. i still do, in some ways but its that sort of lingering post love that you get after falling out with someone you held dearly. i used to be bisexual but at the moment, i dont think really could be bothered with any dude except this guy. he isnt even a typically attractive guy at all. we dont get along heaps nowadays though

all i want is a female companion atm though..

If there was a penis thread id post a picture of my penis. ill check

this love and sex forum feels so liberating.

 

wait did i just edit that or post it? i thought i was writing a post but evidently i was editing it to add in heaps

 

I knew there'd be some woman here who had her head together and knew that sexual parts are beautiful! You rock!

I'm a straight male, but I can see a sort of erotic beauty in certain penises; and to me, it's about the shape of the head, mostly. In fact, to me it's a lot like how the toes determine how attractive a foot is.

Now, I understand that there are definitely ugly-shaped penises, and there are ugly vulvas. But most vulvas, to me, are appealing, appetizing, stimulating, arousing, whatever you want to call it -- I'm hot for them unless they're really weird-looking. I'm not so lenient about penises -- but then it doesn't really matter because the only one I'll have anything to do with is my own, which you can see if you join juggalo's yahoo club.

-Jeffrey

 

Actually, I'd have no problem with you calling my penis "cute," and I'd take it as a compliment -- BUT PLEASE DON'T USE THE TERM "MEMBER," BECAUSE THAT'S GOTTA BE THE DUMBEST NAME FOR A PENIS IN THE WORLD!

Who the fuck came up with the term "member" for "penis"?! :$

-Jeffrey

 

A PC organism?

 

man holy shit, the head of my penis looks weird. on the side of the head thats facing me, the ridge is all red and bumpy, looks different from the rest of the head. i wonder if it has something to do with bein uncircumsized

 

yer ive got those tiny red bumps around the ridge too lol how wierd are they. bu ive been snipped