#3, is the lie. But 2 would have been correct the night of the Royal film performance, when I had to deal with a problem with the sewage pumps, wearing black tie ready for the queen to arrive.
How can "most people call" you "the professor" while also calling you "the nutty professor?" Wouldn't it have to be one or the other? If you had said "some" then it would make sense. Can you explain how the sewage pump problem would have made people not call you the nutty professor? I'm not sure I quite follow what you mean there.
Lol, I was kidding but now, I must think of something. OK. #1 I have a full head of salt and pepper/greying hair #2 It's cold where I am #3 I'm enjoying a hot toddy. (Hot water with whisky, a little honey and a squeeze of lemon [cloves optional]).