Two Truths And A Lie

I'll start

1. I had botox
2. I had a lesbian experience
3. I lived in a refugee camp

 

Botox.


1.I won first place in a video game tournament
2.I drove cross country by myself
3.I have been to over 75 breweries

 

Lesbian experience fo sho.... unless you mean simply kissing a woman on the lips or something.

 

do even over 75 breweries exist? unless you count micro-breweries and brewing hobbyists.

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> i've been to every state west of the mississippi on a greyhound bus

> i grew up in a village of less then a thousand people, surrounded by wilderness, but along side a major interstate corridor.

> i was in the u.s. air force during viet nam. served two years, two months and a day, and received an honorable discharge.

 

Every state.

A microbrewery is a brewery. There are around 4000 in the US if my memory is correct

 

Wrong.

A long time ago I suffered from excessive sweating, so I gave Botox a try.
Now I am botoxless and don't sweat much anymore.

Correct!


@penguinsfan
I was gonna go with video games thing

 

You need to get out more. Or not.

There are more than 75 breweries in most states.

 

Village

 

I hate deviating from the subject posted but I bet there are more than that...

 

No. I drove cross country with a friend not alone.

 

1) I died once.

2) I have an air raid shelter in my backyard.

3) I can fly an airplane.

 

Gonna have to go with the die one. I have yet to see proof on reincarnation

 

Nope, Paramedics revived me. I was technically dead prior to the CPR and heart shock treatment. So, I was dead for just under one minute.

 

I named my son after a pop star

I'm single

I've been married 4 times

 

Pop star?

 

I used to work as a marine biologist

I've lived in nine different states

I volunteered for the Obama campaign in '08

 

I have a penis

I have a dog

I have 2 penises

 

LOL You don't have a dog...

 

oddly enough, i know someone who's parents named him after a rock star.
(although the rock star uses/used a fairly ordinary sounding first name. but he WAS who they said he was named after)
his parents had also been recently devorced. i wouldn't be too surprised if one or both of them had remarried by now.
(been two or three years since the first time i met him.)
nothing particularly unusual about any of those. my guess would be that the number four is inaccurate, and is actually some other number.

(or i could say i know a small green dragon named after an ant, who shares one of my interests, and his father who shares another, though never in the same room at the same time)

 

Haha the true ones is my son being named after Marc Bolan.. and I'm single, the lie, well, goes without saying, unlike my sister that's married 4 times! I'd rather put salt in my eyes that to do it a second time lol