Twas the night before Chatmas

merry christmas pimps :tree:

of course i'll be celebrating it tomorrow. i'm going to be brought along to see the "parental guidance" movie in a bit. going to need to get super high for that one.

 

I'm thinkin of going to see Django Unchained tonight...

 

Ah fuck! It's not even playing here

 

i think its only in selected theaters , i'm going to the titty bar tonight going to be fun

 

Guess I'm just gonna sit at home and masturbate then

 

my hand is way to tired to masturbate had my fun last night

 

How's everyones christmas?

I'm bored browsing the interwebs drinking eggnog while everyone plays around with their presents... I got a bed set, not much to play with

Well.. until the gf comes over lol

 

no story ???

 

Have patience, they come with time... I know how much you guys enjoy my stories, but i'm a busy guy you know...

 

just about to sit down with 20 people and have dinner

i got a sweet bag of licorice from the kids

 

awe damn xmas is over already.. .

 

my weed arrived safely....


i would love to start drinking but i dont wanna sleep here tonight

maybe i'll grab a bottle of my moms homemade wine to bring home....shit has a kick to it

 

Merry Axemas

 

great christmas, 90% of the roads are covered in hardpack snow, and their is nobody in town on roads ect..and i just love taking turns in my car and pulling that ebrake then dropping it into 2nd sometimes 3rd... and just taking off lol...

 

its like zombie land. only with snow..

 

kids are all shooting zombies upstairs...


4 dogs here atm....daschounds are funny looking dogs...this one is very good natured...so gentle....atm i haven 8 yr old boxer following me around like i owe it money


still not sat down for dinner yet

dying to puff it up

 

I got this cool book from the gf called "Back To Basics" it's a big ol book about self efficiency.. how to build different styles of shelters and homes.. gardening.. raising livestock.. plowing land.. harvesting electricity.. water.. you name it.. it's in there

 

Boxers are awesome rolling.

 

this one is really gorgeous...chocolate brown....my sister just said i could have it but i dont think she was serious

 

if your boxers are chocolate brown.. you may need to stop shitting yourself