Turning a Lady On.

Discussion in 'True Love' started by Dax, Feb 28, 2020.

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  1. Candy Gal

    Candy Gal Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

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    Oh my.
    That was sad
     
  2. Meliai

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    Errrr...I see myself in your wife haha.
    Sounds like something I would say. Oops. I'm a (closeted) hopeless romantic but cant stand overly cheesy romance

    You gotta learn her love language. You guys just arent speaking the same love language
     
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  3. Irminsul

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    God what era is that thing from? The 1980s? :p
    Theyre so much cuter now. You're just lucky I cannot find mine atm for it's awesomeness pink and purple camo :p but look how cute they are now. Much more lighter, USB rechargeable, airport friendly in handbag. ;)

    [​IMG]
     
  4. soulcompromise

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    mmhm. Those are fantastic! I can't believe I don't have one already... :)


    EDIT:
     
  5. olderndirt

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    Very nice! My wife's dates in college discovered the way to turn her on was to give her a couple of strong rum and Cokes. The formula still works. After a couple of drinks, all I have to do is kiss her and cuddle with her a bit, and she is ready to make love.
     
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  6. Candy Gal

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    Romance does that for me.
    Shame the thread got silly.
     
  7. Deidre

    Deidre Follow thy heart

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    lol
     
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    Candy Gal and Meliai - I wasn't even overly "cheesy." I think I said I needed her like flowers need rain and a few other warm & fuzzy things. The "flowers need rain" part was the part she thought was corny, I believe. It was an honest attempt to convey my feelings and not use time-worn clichés starting with "Hey babe …………" That opener is threadbare & beaten to DEATH. But it was roadkill to her I guess.

    I haven't written a romantic note or card like that since for her. Once bitten ………..
     
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    If at first you don't succeed - Try, try again.
     
  10. Vladimir Illich

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    I was taught different Candy darlin' - "if at first you don't succeed, give up, put your feet up and suck eggs"
     
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    Oh my!!!

     
  12. Irminsul

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    By sucking eggs do you mean like the testicles?
     
  13. Meliai

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    No offense but..that is a little corny.

    Seriously, love languages. Look 'em up. Some people are just more practical, or more physical, or whatever, and dont get off on things like love notes. She could have been more sensitive with your feelings about it but it also seems self defeating to hold it against her. Just figure out what sort of romance speaks to her and try that
     
  14. Bicaptain My Captain

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    So it's not just men that are insensitive.
     
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  15. erofant

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    Meliai - If ladies don't want men to act like insensitive jerks - then don't act like insensitive jerks yourselves. If women want us guys to be sensitive and appreciate your romantic gestures, then be polite and appreciate our efforts as well. So some gestures aren't the ideal ………… isn't it the thought and motivation behind the gesture that's important??

    We've been married for 33 years, and we're happy together - so it worked out. But no more romantic notes from me. One dagger to the heart is enough. Her comment hit me like a brick to the face.
     
  16. Meliai

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    My bad man
     
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  17. Irminsul

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    Sounds like my kinda gal, no fluffing around, just ask you down to fuck? No small talk.
     
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    Irminsul - It wasn't about wanting to fuck, friend. I was telling her how much I love her - overall - everything about her. I was trying to convey my true feelings for her. Sex wasn't even part of it.
     
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    Looks a little like lady liberty! ;)

    & Irm isn't around anymore I think
     
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    Ummm.. can you write a romantic, smutty novel? I'd read it lol.. I know people enjoy their porn or whatever but I prefer reading a sexy excerpt from a book.. this was sort of like that.. bravo!
     
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