oh for fucks sake cant all you guys shut up till some hot filthy minded tart can get a word in and lay down some redhot slutporn for us to read come on women show us all what hot slutty filth you can get our rocks off with , fcuk u is dribbling all over the keyboard in anticipation (so am i for that matter)
You are about to meet some cockney speaking girl. In your head, you cannot get jeff Lynnes Video song out of your razoodox. You feel sweaty, annoyed and ready as a lion. Then she looks at you, then knocks you over with, "The Loife of the woife, is ended by the knoife".
I think all cyber sex is really like - the one says I am so hot for it I will rip your zip open with my teeth and shove your schlong down my throat til its pokin out my anus then the guy says yeah you hot bitch rub it on your tits, then the bloke jacks off while the woman goes makes some tea then her friend takes over, tells him she loves being jabbed up her beaver with his 10 foot prod then they screenshot the text after he writes oh yeah that was great I shot 50ft and its flooded through the floorboards and now I have drowned my granny in cum and the girls who are laughing their heads off send the screenshot to their friends and earn 50000 coolio points
