Tricking Sucker Americans The Samaonite Apes Treatment Simply Abusive Try Searching Afghanistan Tourism Sabotage Activity
Terrorists Still Allowed (fitting since government officials led the underpants bomber on the plane to make sure he got on)
TSA = Transportation Security Administration And if you don't like the new invasive pat-downs and x-ray scans, the government's response to you: TSA = Tough Shit, Asshole .