trying to please her after a year

So far, she is a really lucky girl. I mean, what a night so far

 

Yeah I know we should start a date planning buisness.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

Find your perfect match, at

chocolate, flowers and bukkake



I think there is potential.

 

It's funny my fiancees last name is Golden. She's actually looking forward to planning "The Golden Shower."

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

Nothing says "I love you" like a gimp mask

 

Doggy style with a reach around, and a little ass spanking. By candle light.

 

Youre forgiven

 

Bad Fish, I know what you are saying

And to be fair, we British and Irish are quite a lot worse than Americans with alcohol. Alcohol and cheap sex is a first date

No one goes steady, you've just left them your number

 

I'll admit bukkake is kind of 'vanilla'. Go for the surprise bukkake. Get your friends to hide in the closet. When she's really getting into it have them jump out of the closet scream "Surprise" and nut on her face. You will want a camera ready for a keepsake and I'll guarantee she'll never forget it. (disclaimor: I am being a total smartass. I don't suggest or condone this type of behaviour and think that people that do are total dochebag pigs.)

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

Id be seriously confused if that wasnt standard. Only girl I didnt meet outside of a party/teknival/festival or pub was my first girlfriend when I was 13 at a dog show...ironically she was a total bitch

 

you do know that mexica and canada aren't part of the US...

 

Just cos you are a girl, doesnt mean the other girls think anything like you do


They havent seen each other in a year and you are suggesting they spend the first day out walking along the beach holding hands or something.

Not suggesting they do what others have mentioned, but jeez your version sounds boring

 

Well Ive had to argue that Ireland isnt part of the UK on here before, even had some cheeky **** telling me I was wrong

So it wouldnt surprise me in the least.

 

The Country of Africa is on the Continent of Ireland. Europe is part of the UK though. lol

Wine coolers and buttsecks as soon as she gets there! -Whoot

 

Part of Ireland is, the stupid part

 

Its a bit like an inbred Scottish accent Although I have a few friends from up that part Im literally as far away from NI as you can get in Ireland...anyway if ye werent so stubborn the people up there wouldnt have such an identity crisis :tongue:

 

Billy Connely once said that the Scots are just the craziest Celtic Tribe "What you mean there's a place where the weather is worse than here? Let's go. With that they got on a boat and found it.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

I always find it amazing how threads wander off course like this...
Great fun.
I do believe however that after the anal parade the OP seems to have left.....
Poor guy :sad:

So what's this I'm hearing about cheap sex and alcohol? I want in...

 

Got that the wrong way aroung, cheap alcohol and sex. Always a good recipe for a regrettable morning :cheers2:

 

No the original post was cheap sex and alcohol. It doesn't matter cause if the alcohol's cheap then it means you didn't spend that much for the night so yeah...