wasn't really a lie, but because i do go to a military school and that was brought up...the girl believed i was active duty and just came back from iraq... so i just went with it...haha...i didn't deny it or confirm it...she wanted to believe it, so i let her. in the end, nothing happend
He's sitting in an armchair - no table. Boo. I had to settle for flashing him my underwear again. (Not that that wasn't fun enough.) And now I'm going to go home, cook dinner for my lovely boyfriend, get incredibly high and watch the Red Sox! Maybe I'll give him a three-hour blowjob while I'm at it. Fitzy, you know the first televised spring training game is tonight right? Yaaaaay! Best! night! ever!
Um, not out of jealousy. But I had a college fling with a girl who was friends with my roomate at the time. Roomate was 52 and had MS. Anyway, one night he get's a call from her asking him and I to come over right away. It sounded important. I was already a bit drunk by this point. So we head over there. So she starts telling me about this guy who's harrasing her, and he find the guy outside and confronts him. He ends up shoving the guy and they are fighting on the ground. So between scaring this girl and fighting my disabled roomate, I pick the guy up, throw him back down and kick him in the head. He wobbles a bit and gets back up and I punch him some more, knee him in the ribs, and then shoved him into the garden. Left him on the ground and we all got out of there. Later I'm told that he's been in the hospital for three days with brain hermoraging and fractured rib, and that he was dating her, and she 'just wanted to teach him a lesson.' I felt pretty terrible about it.
hhm... i'm completely blank.. i... dare... you... to... uumm... (i'm looking back through this thread to get an idea) damn i'm stumped.. i'm no good at these sort of things.. :& :leaving:
I had to settle for mooning passing traffic. sort of a copout bt up until now I was on 100%completion.