OK fuckers. I'm drunk. I've just read through 30 pages that happened while I was getting drunk. I want some naked pictures. Hit me with some TRUTH, I deserve it.
Yay Red for being drunk! What time is it where you are? Hi Fitzy! So, that was kinda more of a graze but it worked out okay. I was able to time it when someone was walking by so that I kindof had an excuse to squeeze between them...sortof, not really. He looked startled, mostly. I think he's wicked shy. Fitzy: has anyone ever taken naked pictures of you? Red: What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex? I might as well stick with dare, since cute boy is right here to be messed with anyway.
I dare you to ask cute boy to join the HipFora, show him this thread and get his naked photographs through this.
4.30am I once had sex on the back seat of a coach in Italy. The bus was quite full. There were even people on the seat just in front of me. My girl just hitched up her skirt and sat on my lap, allowing the potholed road to do the rest. Oh yeah. Also in King Henry VIII's palace in Hampton Court, just outside London and on the train on the return journey. Great days.
Well answered, both of you. Ha...Henry VIII's palace. Wait...are you actually in Thailand? I thought that was a joke! Bird, you always give dares you know I'm not going to do. Someone who's not crazy, give me a realistic dare! Oh - by the way, that guy I professed my love to in the marijuana forum? He seems really cool. We're talking about books now.
Where's my dare, you selfish bastards? I need an excuse to trip and land on his crotch. Red, that's really cool! What're you doing there? Are you in a city or the countryside? I want to go to Thailand. You wouldn't mind if I crash with you, right? I'll earn my keep ;P
Jesus. you sure know how to ask. I'm in the sticks, teaching at a small junior high school. I dare you to drop a couple of pens, then kick them under his desk, then try and get them while he's still sitting there, without letting him stand up out of your way.