Truth or dare - RT StYlE

Yeah, you make a caricature out of dialogues. I'm guessing in person you're like almost the opposite...not really.

Actually, there is no way to describe it, I betcha I nail your personality cold. I got some experience with assertive women.

Grew up with feminist single mom...

 

you have 2 kids right? do you like one better than the other?

 

i don't follow the rules...i don't need to

and no, no fat chicks

 

i've been around

y'know

around

 

FUCK yeah.

Funny thing though, I've been to strip bars like 4 times I think. The last, business trip to Pittsburgh...my buddies hook me up with this goooooooooooooorgeous stripper in the VIP. I didn't pay a thing.

I say I don't wanna go, and the whole club starts yelling, go go go. What a trip.

We went in there and she thought she nailed me as the shy guy she says, "you wanna talk?" I says, "nawwwwwww, gimme a booty shake honey!"

 

man, that's hard. i like one better because she's more like me, i like the other better because she's NOTHING like me. i vary from day to day. and i'm not ashamed to say if i prefer one to the other. i grew up knowing that my oldest brother was my mother's favorite. my youngest is more like my husband, and since he suits me perfectly as a mate, it's easier for me to deal with my youngest and love her as she is. seeing my oldest being so much like me makes me a good deal harder on her and less tolerant, but she's my buddy. i wish i was more like my youngest, but i'm so proud of my oldest.

that's a really tough one. i can only say that today i like my youngest better. a few days ago i liked my oldest better.

but love is something entirely different.

 

amatuer. i got two free lapdances and a handjob, turned down two strippers to take me home and still went home with a girlfriend and her man. free. dave can verify.

 

Fitzy, what's the worst thing you've ever done?


Someone give me a truth.

 

Thems women got it easy!

 

i'm a complex prism of personalities just like everyone else. but my internet buddies get my deepest psyche. mostly people just think i'm fun and/or intimidating. but dependable and nonjudgemental. i've fucked up so much in my life that i can't come down on someone completely. i can speak my mind, but that doesn't mean i don't love them anyway.

but yes, my family really is insane.

 

well again, i'll do a truth or a dare, whatever people feel like dishing out

 

we really do. i figured it's just because they were so sick of the guys there. they were fucking dicks. i just love the women. they're beautiful. i don't care if they're strippers. they deserve something more than "shake your ass. slut."

 

truth, my babies!

 

But you know the funny thing? When I give 'em more than "shake that ass", they won't take it. It's surreal.

I have a few experiences like that. It's like if they are not objectified by a male their whole worldview is shattered.

 

ever had a pregnancy scare?

 

ever flirted with a professor to hopefully improve a grade?

 

No! I can honestly say I havnt

 

I got a dare. Go to the next 10 you bump into and say something non-sensical.

But she has to be I-N-T-I-M-I-D-A-T-I-N-G. And what you say HAS to be non-sensical, but confident. And you can't laugh or smirk while you say it.

Come back and report it to us.

 

man this is tough...

i'd say when i broke a kids ankle during a HS scoccer game. it was deliberate. and was a clean play. ref stopped play of course, but no penalty was awarded, no cards...nothing. but i went out to hurt him

 

will do, but it may be a while before i bump into an anything, let alone a 10