in all the years i've been out hunting and camping, i've only ever had to shit outdoors (without aid of a camper--potty) ONCE, and it was every bit as horrible as i thought it would be. no mess, just horrible. i felt befouled.
We should. But you're like in internet land. And I'm living just enough for the... I hate fantasies. No, actually, I love 'em. I just don't know anymore.
I dont dodge them, that's the honest truth, I swear! I've never gotten hurt until this day, there has always been someone there to catch me and the one time I did fell into the floor, I dont think I really hurt myself, but a couple of people saw me half naked (bottom half naked) because I was peeing when I passed out, that was kinda embarrassing.
i don't yell so much. i spit out vicious comments between my clenched teeth and terrify people. that's nice.
they're a terrible tease, aren't they? i frequetly wish that all my pals from here were in close proximity.
you must have a stronger sphincter than i do. i've had to shit outside probably 50 times. after all, about 1.5 times a day is my bare minimum, if i'm not drinking heavily like i tend to do when camping