There once was a fellow named Trump As stubborn as any old stump Seems he wanted a wall: When they asked him how tall Asked, "How high can a Mexican jump?"
Okay, There once was a President Trump With a face all orange and plump He called the vets losers Suckers and boozers And put his campaign in a slump.
Love it. Sa Great! Here's a bit of a song parody I'm working on: Hey Mr tangerine man build a wall for me, cuz I'm stupid and I don't know you're not going to. Hey Mr tangerine man keep Muslims away from me, with your jingoistic statements I'll come following you
I'm a little disappointed that no one else has come up with a limerick. Come on people, it's a rich subject (no pun intended) and a lot of words rhyme with Trump. To help keep it going, here's another: There once was a President Trump A national pain in the rump Made worse a pandemic Racism systemic We need to get rid of the grump!
I met Melania Trump on a Monday. She was the best. Come Sunday mornin' I needed rest. She didn't shave. She didn't use Neet. She tried to use my face like a bicycle seat.
OK here is one I wrote There once was a fellow named Trump As stubborn LOL. I don't shave anything either.
There once was a man named trump whose hair was bunched in a clump he claimed he was a genius and he looked like a penius but his brain resembled a sump
Let me help you folks. Here are words that rhyme with Trump: bump, clump, dump, frump, Gump, grump, hump, jump, lump, mumps, pump, plump, rump, slump, stump, ump. Any others you can come up with are more than welcome.
Forrest Trump is an orangish fellow And his hair is a hideous yellow; He's an awful blowhard With a gut full of lard, If he laughed it would shake just like Jello! And another: Trump repeats and invents many a rumor But alas he's got no sense of humor; He does not crack a grin On his petulant chin; The most sour of all baby boomers!
Our President pays no tax His staff is a bunch of hacks He attacks the reporters And dupes his supporters It's time we gave him the axe!
