Trump Limerick

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  1. Angelmama

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    There once was a fellow named Trump
    As stubborn as any old stump
    Seems he wanted a wall:
    When they asked him how tall
    Asked, "How high can a Mexican jump?"
     
  2. newo

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    I'm in. Let me work on it. One problem, nothing rhymes with orange.
     
  3. newo

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    Okay,

    There once was a President Trump
    With a face all orange and plump
    He called the vets losers
    Suckers and boozers
    And put his campaign in a slump.
     
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  4. Angelmama

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    Love it. Sa
    Great! Here's a bit of a song parody I'm working on:
    Hey Mr tangerine man build a wall for me, cuz I'm stupid and I don't know you're not going to. Hey Mr tangerine man keep Muslims away from me, with your jingoistic statements I'll come following you
     
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  5. newo

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    I'm a little disappointed that no one else has come up with a limerick. Come on people, it's a rich subject (no pun intended) and a lot of words rhyme with Trump. To help keep it going, here's another:

    There once was a President Trump
    A national pain in the rump
    Made worse a pandemic
    Racism systemic
    We need to get rid of the grump!
     
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    I met Melania Trump on a Monday.
    She was the best.
    Come Sunday mornin'
    I needed rest.
    She didn't shave.
    She didn't use Neet.
    She tried to use my face like a bicycle seat.
     
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  7. Angelmama

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    OK here is one I wrote

    There once was a fellow named Trump
    As stubborn
    LOL.
    I don't shave anything either.
     
  8. Angelmama

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    Love it.
     
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    ^ that's hot & a turn on :)
     
  10. Angelmama

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    It was thirty years ago...not so much now!
     
  11. scratcho

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    There once was a man named trump
    whose hair was bunched in a clump
    he claimed he was a genius
    and he looked like a penius
    but his brain resembled a sump
     
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  12. newo

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    Let me help you folks. Here are words that rhyme with Trump:

    bump, clump, dump, frump, Gump, grump, hump, jump, lump, mumps, pump, plump, rump, slump, stump, ump. Any others you can come up with are more than welcome.
     
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    Nice list! I used some of those!
     
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    Forrest Trump is an orangish fellow
    And his hair is a hideous yellow;
    He's an awful blowhard
    With a gut full of lard,
    If he laughed it would shake just like Jello!

    And another:
    Trump repeats and invents many a rumor
    But alas he's got no sense of humor;
    He does not crack a grin
    On his petulant chin;
    The most sour of all baby boomers!
     
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  15. newo

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    Our President pays no tax
    His staff is a bunch of hacks
    He attacks the reporters
    And dupes his supporters
    It's time we gave him the axe!
     
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    Your best yet!
    Good one!
     

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