That's true, and the wife is making cupcakes. The next person doesn't like sweet stuff. Unless it's a woman.
True - it was a while ago - as I recall, it was tasty but a bit of an aquired taste TNP has tried 'Frog's legs'
Several times. TNP usually attends church on Christmas Eve or Christmas but may alter those plans this year.
No - whilst I have attended Midnight Mass in the past - It is not a Faith I follow TNP has a number of solo christmas dinner times