True or False Game

Well-of course!...athough one was a tad miffed when down to knickerbockers and trilby,to be informed one is 'old school'!

TNP has never had a poster on a bedroom wall.

 

False - more than a few.

TNP has been on a multi-day train trip.

 

very true, though its been waaaaay too many years since.

yup. several times come to think of it. the one time i got to visit all of mom's relatives on longuyland, when we lived in cali,
and of course when we moved to cali from buffallo. the one time i went to dismaland in the mind 50s was on a train from sacatomatoes, but that was only over one night.
many many many half a day or all day trips too, as my parents never owned a car until my last year in high school, and my dad's railroad employee pass let us ride almost free.

tnp has ridden an intercity bus for more then half a day?

 

False .
The next poster is naked.

 

True but not fo much longer.

TNP loves Wabbits.

 

Not really. Take them or leave them.

TNP loves dogs.

 

true, i have a 12 pound chug snuggled up to me right now

the next poster is scared of spiders

 

False not scared at all

TNP loves getting mail.

 

Nah - lots of it is just crap.

TNP needs to clean out their closet.

 

false, i already did when i moved

the next poster once got so drunk that they thought a calculator was a phone

 

No but I once thought a radio shaped like a space helmet was R2D2.

TNP has not written a letter to someone and mailed it in the last 5 years.

 

False. I wrote a letter to the Honorable Judge asking her to waive my fines.

The next poster has not stuck their finger up their anus while simultaneously farting

 

Thats true!! (How did you know??)

The next member likes to smell farts

 

No way Jose.

TNP has farted audibly in an elevator and blamed it on someone else.

 

No, one has; even at this age, - self-control

TNP has always wanted to attend a séance

 

Definitely not on my list of things to do.

TNP has been to an Octoberfest.

 

nope. i can't drink beer

the next poster has written a novel (did i use this before? oh well)

 

False only short stories.

TNP has a metal detector.

 

true but i always forget to use it

the next poster has to work this weekend

 

Not at my job it I am helping someone move so sort of.

TNP has seen a UFO