Old story, but I just thought it would be funny to post it.. I was standing on this railroad bridge with 4 hits in a cigarette pack.. I took out 2 hits and pulled out a smoke, it was empty.. without thinking crumpled the pack just tossed it in the river.. before it hit the water I was said SHIT!!! with the 2 hits in my hand I ate em and kicked off my shoes and jumped in the water.. In all the luck in the world the 2 hits didnt even get wet. The pack sat still on the surface tension of the water... but I had to eat them as I couldnt swim back without getting them wet.. Dont remember the rest of the day.. Sorry.