TopNotchStoners ginormous ears

That's not even that funny, because it's true.

































lol

 

Your ears are worthless while attached to your head, now this ear is a diff tale...

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Dude, you got big FOOKIN ears, no joke.

 

Yes......yes I know. lol

 

hahaha

Dude the other day I was at spencer gifts and saw some rubber ears that were about 12" tall that you could slide over your ears. They were called "old man ears". hahaha

 

I mean FOOKIn HUGE ears.

 

^^^Yep. So FOOKIN HUGE that, when fookin combined, they are fookin bigger than my fookin head.

 

That's FOOKIN amazing man.

 

I want to paint on Topnotch's ears.

 

I want to grab onto his ears and flyyy flyyy awaaayyyy.

 

Everyone is welcome to use my ears in whatever way they please.

 

And if I could fly, don't you think I'd be at Job Corps with Kari right now?

If only......

But like I said earlier in the thread......I CAN glide short distances.....just can't fly.

 

That's pretty fookin generous of you.

 

I'm a generous type of guy.

 

Yes, my ears hang low
Yes, they wobble to and fro
I can tie them in a knot
I can tie them in a bow
I can throw them over my shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Yes, my ears.......hang......low

 

Hahahah man, you and those damn thigh ticklers.

 

Gyotdayum right, moother fooker.

 

ah, great to see so many take part in recognizing TNS' incredibly huge fucking ears

 

And it's all thanks to you man. What a wonderful way to put all of this bandwidth to good use.

 

just spread dem ears man, creates more bandwidth