TopNotchStoners ginormous ears

hahaha yeah. Love handles.

 

There were two big eared parents, neither one had much common sense. They were told by the grandpa to put the child in the crib.
When they put the child in the crib, they decided that the childs ears were to big and he would not fit into the crib. So they put their heads together and decided to get a stool and a saw the sides of the crib out so the child could fit right on in the crib.

They began their sawin and the grandpa walked over to them and asked them why they were sawing out the top of the crib. When they told him the childs ears were too big to go into the crib, the grandpa said:

"Why don't you just saw out the bottom ogf the crib and he could just climb in from below?

The two half smarts looked at each other and said "We told you his "ears" are too big, not his feet !

 

hahahaha wtf dude? lol I think I'm gonna save this fine piece of literature to my computer and revisit it when I actually have some bud. hahahaha keep em comin

 

even more fancy words...
about ears...

 

My ears are fancy, unto themselves.

 

let ME get a bit more fucked up.....

 

yeah man. You go right ahead and do that. lol

 

For the third time in the past week the home town of tns had three violent bank robberies. All the same bank!

The last robbery was yesterday and all the teller could say was "He sure be puttin that money to good use, hes better dressed every time he comes in to rob us,but its gonna take alot more money than this bank has to fix those big ears.

 

good times...

 

i wish you a long and prosperous life but at some time besides preparing your last will and testament, your funeral will require some preparation with the custom made coffin you will need to give space for them ears

 

If by "fix" you mean "expand", then I will raise enough funds, eventually. It's just hard, because I have no transportation and that's the only bank close to my house, in this small Georgia town

 

Try to donate them to a trans-sexual, just think of the proud set of lips them would make.

Or if ya took both...huge nut sac.....fuck, what would cartman say about them ears.

 

I don't know but I'd like to find out. Sure to be hilarious. Make something up, with cartman-style insults in mind.

 

Ode to the acousticus maximus- the aural colossus... dude, if they were currency you could retire-- so a toast... a toast to the listening devices that would make a pachyderm self conscious and insecure... raise your glasses...
ear ear!

 

ear ear

Beautiful toast man. On behalf of my ears......I dank you.

 

Goddammit, Your Fucking Huge Ears Are Hitting My Stomache, Goddammit Tns You Cant Even Suck Cock, Goddammit!

 

hahahah dude. Twas fukt up. Funny though. ROFLMGDAO

 

New Orleans would not of flooded!

 

Everytime his mom sees that scar all she can say is, them dam ears.

 

Or it may just cause another hurricane. Or maybe just a tornado.