TopNotchStoners ginormous ears

They've always been that way. They are too big to fold into themselves.

 

anyways they arent big, they match your lips .... otherwise you'd look unproportioned.

 

Hey now!!! My lips are big, my ears are big, and if I wasn't wearing a hat, you'd see that my forehead is big. Notice a pattern here? Lots of things are big to be on such a small frame

 

well i would loooove joke with you about this but i could be your big sister......

 

i dig it.

i have ears that stick out too! haha not quite as much but then again im probably considerably smaller. sometimes my ears poke out of my hair & i look like one of them elflings from that one movie.

 

Notice i never said mother.

 

My sister used to give me baths when I was too young to bathe myself, so she knows the deal. lol

 

hahaha that's why I never grew my hair out.

 

when I was in high school this cute guy had that... we used to call it "ear hair"

 

I like your ears a lot man

 

Thanks vinster. I like em too. They're the shiznickelbomber, if you ask me.

 

were any of your parents, grandparents an elephant?

 

Turn your head, son... the satellite TV reception is pretty bad this morning.

 

His grandpas ears (well at least one of the) was so big and round its still at area 51 being researched!

 

Dumbo was my great, great grandpa. I have an intense love for peanuts and I am deathly afrraid of rats because, that too, runs in the family.

 

hahaha yeah man they called me "RADAR" in the army. Some people also called me "Mouse", but I like RADAR better. But actually, my nickname has been "Ears" since I was in 9th grade and I even carved it into my arm with a pencil.

 

Imagine how big my ears are gonna be when I am a grandpa. Old people have huge ears anyway, so mine are gonna be INSANE.

 

I love your ears !!!!!

 

And the person they belong too !!

 

TNS comes across as one of the coolest characters on the forums. He stays cool because those ears keep him shaded.